A BROWN MAN'S JOURNEY

It's just joke time for tonight, I am having a terrible headache since this afternoon. It's been raining all day and the office was freaking cold. Anyway, got this from a mail and it made me smile. Hope it can give the ladies a good laugh. So men, please read on and understand what women actually mean when they say:

1. FINE! - this is the word that women use to end an argument when they think they are right and you need to shut-up.

2. FIVE MINUTES.. - if she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. NOTHING.. - this is the calm before the storm, this means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

4. GO AHEAD.. - this is a dare, not a permission. Don't do it!

5. (loud) SIGH! - this is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud "sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about "nothing". Refer back to no. 3 for the meaning of "nothing".

6. THAT'S OKAY. - this is one of the most dangerous word that women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. THANKS! - when a woman is "thanking" you, do not question or faint. Just say "you're welcome". This is true, unless she says "thanks a lot" - that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. In this case, DO NOT say "you're welcome", that will only bring a "whatever".

8. WHATEVER.. - this is a woman's way of saying F--YOU!

9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT. - this is another dangerous statement, this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong?", then for the woman's response, refer to no.3.